Word for “pussy” in my village, sounds exactly the same as word pizza - well exactly the same, save for stress.
I remember when I was a kid, and I was in a store with my mom, and she was looking to buy some ketchup, so the lady in the store told her “that ketchup is for ‘youknowhat’”, and of course my mom didn’t know “what” and made the lady say it: “for pizza” said she, really quietly so no one hears it, and with utterly wrong stress, you know, the stress that gives it the pussy meaning. As if she in all honesty believed you are supposed to squirt it up between your legs :S
My mom got really pissed at that brutal reminder of illiteracy that is all around us, and I remember wondering what pizza tastes like - up till then I’ve only ever seen it in American movies
no idea why I told you all this